No Humanoids Today, and That's Worth Noticing Twice
September 28, 2026

No Humanoids Today, and That's Worth Noticing Twice

Today's headlines aren't about humanoids -- and that's the honest story

Let's be straight with you: neither headline in today's robotics feed is a humanoid story. Robohub reported on ScaFi, a scalable robotic fish developed at EPFL's CREATE Lab that swims using fin-like propulsion instead of a spinning propeller, built to survey shallow creeks and sensitive habitats without snagging vegetation or spooking wildlife. New Atlas covered a soft, elastic robot that winds itself up and jumps repeatedly when exposed to infrared light, a neat demonstration of how soft robotics can turn ambient energy into repeated mechanical motion without a battery or motor doing the work. Both are legitimate advances in their own niches. Neither has a torso, arms, or legs, and neither is designed to work alongside people in a warehouse, hospital, or storefront.

Why we're not stretching a fish into a humanoid trend

We could try to force a connection here -- 'soft robotics will eventually inform humanoid hands' or 'bio-inspired locomotion research feeds bipedal gait design' -- and there's a kernel of truth in both. Underwater soft robotics and infrared-actuated elastic mechanisms are part of the same broad research tradition that eventually produces more dexterous grippers and more efficient actuators. But that's a research-lab-to-research-lab connection, five or ten years out, not something a business reader evaluating automation today should weigh. If you're deciding whether to pilot a humanoid platform on a factory floor next year, a fish that avoids snagging on pond weeds isn't a data point. Pretending otherwise is exactly the kind of headline-stretching we've flagged before -- most days, general robotics news simply isn't humanoid news, as we noted just yesterday, and today is another one of those days.

What the actual pattern is telling business readers

Here's the opinion part: the volume of soft-robotics and bio-inspired research relative to humanoid deployment news is itself informative. It suggests the field's energy is still split between two very different tracks -- one chasing novel materials and actuation (fish fins, light-powered polymers), the other chasing generalized, human-shaped labor. Those tracks will eventually intersect, but right now they're running on separate timelines, and a lot of the loudest humanoid press coverage outpaces what's actually shipping. We made a similar point about China's humanoid roadmap being a signal worth watching rather than hype to dismiss -- the contrast with today's quiet, lab-bench science is useful precisely because it shows how far apart 'interesting robotics research' and 'deployable humanoid labor' still are. If you're a business leader, the takeaway isn't 'ignore robotics news' -- it's 'discount headlines that don't specify a human-shaped, human-task-capable machine,' because most days, they don't have one to offer.

Where this leaves automation planning

None of this means automation isn't worth pursuing now -- it means the near-term wins are software-shaped, not robot-shaped. If you're weighing where to actually spend automation budget this quarter, the more realistic move for most operators is tightening up the digital workflows a humanoid robot would eventually plug into anyway: workflow automation for the repetitive back-office tasks, or a proper CRM so that whatever physical automation arrives in a few years has clean data to work from. The fish and the jumping gel are genuinely fun science. They're just not your Q4 automation roadmap.

Do you think bio-inspired robotics research like ScaFi's fin propulsion will ever meaningfully influence humanoid design, or are these permanently separate lanes -- what would change your mind?

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